Gift ideas ยท 7th annual list ยท updated November 2026

Funny white elephant gifts

These get a laugh when they're opened, and someone still wants them at the end of the night. That's rarer than it should be. Most gag gifts are in a donation bag by January.

Pick a date and I'll hide gifts that won't arrive in time.

In stores today1-2 day shippingAllow ~1 week
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    Oversized wearable blanket hoodie

    Up to $40
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    Funny to open. Whoever ends up with it is usually wearing it, hood up, before dessert.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Giant novelty candy (5-lb gummy bear or chocolate bar)

    Up to $40
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    Ridiculous to look at, and by the end of the night it will have been passed around, sampled and slightly dented.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    A gift card hidden in a ridiculous package

    Up to $25
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    Put a $25 gift card inside a tissue box, an empty can of beans, or seven boxes nested inside each other. Everyone wants the card, and by box number six the whole room is counting along.

    Gift card wall at any grocery store

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    Tortilla burrito blanket

    Up to $20
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    It looks like a giant tortilla and it's a real, warm throw blanket. It gets a laugh, then it gets stolen, then someone spends the rest of the party wrapped up as a burrito.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Nicolas Cage sequin pillow

    Up to $20
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    Brush the sequins one way and it's a plain cushion. Brush them back and Nicolas Cage is staring at you from the couch. Few gifts under $20 get a louder reaction.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    $10 in scratch-off lottery tickets

    Up to $10
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    It might be worth $1,000. It's probably worth $2. People steal it for the suspense and scratch the tickets at the end, which is as close to live sports as most office parties get. You have to be at least 18 to buy them, and older in a few states.

    Any gas station or grocery store

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    Cards Against Humanity

    Up to $30
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    Good for a group of friends. At the office it's a gamble, and HR is the house.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Nostalgia hot dog toaster

    Up to $25
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    It toasts two hot dogs and two buns at once. It looks ridiculous and it works, and someone will ask to borrow it for their Super Bowl party before you've left.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Exploding Kittens

    Up to $20
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    Quick to learn and sold everywhere. The box art gets a laugh before anyone opens the rules. Nobody opens the rules.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Emotional support pickle plush

    Up to $15
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    A plush pickle whose whole job is emotional support. Grown adults steal it so they can explain it to the room, then keep it on their desk well into spring.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Over-the-trash-can basketball hoop

    Up to $15
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    Good for office swaps. Someone usually has it hung over a trash can before the party ends, and by Monday there's a leaderboard.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    The Screaming Goat (desk toy)

    Up to $10
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    Press the goat and it screams. Someone will keep pressing it all night, and by the second hour you'll understand why it only cost ten dollars. Target usually has it near the books or the checkout.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    UNO Show 'Em No Mercy

    Up to $10
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    UNO, rebuilt to be meaner. There are cards that make you draw ten. Expect a round to start the moment the swap is over.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Motion-activated toilet night light

    Up to $10
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    Everyone laughs when it's opened. Then whoever takes it home uses it every night at 3 a.m. and stops laughing.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Toilet golf putting set

    Up to $15
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    A putting green that wraps around the toilet. Better for loud friend groups than for work, where it would come up in a meeting.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Dinosaur taco holder

    Up to $10
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    A triceratops that holds two tacos. It gets the laugh when it's opened, and unlike most gag gifts it actually gets used on taco night.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    "If you can read this, bring me wine" socks

    Up to $10
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    The classic "bring me wine" socks. The "coffee" and "tacos" versions are the ones to bring if someone from HR is playing.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

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    Shower beer or wine holder

    Up to $10
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    A suction-cup holder for a can or glass in the shower. It sounds like a bad idea, and people who own one will explain, at length, why it isn't.

    Find it: AmazonTargetWalmart

Will it arrive before the party?Timeline counting down to the party. Eight or more days out, every gift works, but order the allow-a-week gifts now. Two to seven days out, buy in stores or use 1-2 day shipping. Today or tomorrow, buy in stores only. In mid-December, add a couple of days because carriers slow down.Will it arrive before the party?8+ days outEverything works.Order the 'allowa week' gifts now.2 to 7 daysIn stores, or1-2 day shippingToday ortomorrowIn storesonlyPARTYIn stores today1-2 day shippingAllow ~1 weekMid-December? Add a couple of days. Carriers slow down.
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Budgets are what the gift typically costs at US stores, not a quote from any retailer, and prices move a lot around Black Friday. Check the price before you buy. Delivery speeds assume you're in the continental US and order before mid-December, when carriers slow to the pace of a group choosing a restaurant. Links go to retailer search results so you can check what's in stock near you.

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