Gift ideas ยท 7th annual list ยท updated November 2026
Funny white elephant gifts
These get a laugh when they're opened, and someone still wants them at the end of the night. That's rarer than it should be. Most gag gifts are in a donation bag by January.
Pick a date and I'll hide gifts that won't arrive in time.
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Oversized wearable blanket hoodie
Up to $40In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โ โFunny to open. Whoever ends up with it is usually wearing it, hood up, before dessert.
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Giant novelty candy (5-lb gummy bear or chocolate bar)
Up to $401-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โ โRidiculous to look at, and by the end of the night it will have been passed around, sampled and slightly dented.
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A gift card hidden in a ridiculous package
Up to $25In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โ โPut a $25 gift card inside a tissue box, an empty can of beans, or seven boxes nested inside each other. Everyone wants the card, and by box number six the whole room is counting along.
Gift card wall at any grocery store
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Tortilla burrito blanket
Up to $201-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โ โIt looks like a giant tortilla and it's a real, warm throw blanket. It gets a laugh, then it gets stolen, then someone spends the rest of the party wrapped up as a burrito.
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Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
Up to $201-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โ โBrush the sequins one way and it's a plain cushion. Brush them back and Nicolas Cage is staring at you from the couch. Few gifts under $20 get a louder reaction.
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$10 in scratch-off lottery tickets
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โ โIt might be worth $1,000. It's probably worth $2. People steal it for the suspense and scratch the tickets at the end, which is as close to live sports as most office parties get. You have to be at least 18 to buy them, and older in a few states.
Any gas station or grocery store
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Cards Against Humanity
Up to $30In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโGood for a group of friends. At the office it's a gamble, and HR is the house.
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Nostalgia hot dog toaster
Up to $25In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโIt toasts two hot dogs and two buns at once. It looks ridiculous and it works, and someone will ask to borrow it for their Super Bowl party before you've left.
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Exploding Kittens
Up to $20In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโQuick to learn and sold everywhere. The box art gets a laugh before anyone opens the rules. Nobody opens the rules.
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Emotional support pickle plush
Up to $151-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โโA plush pickle whose whole job is emotional support. Grown adults steal it so they can explain it to the room, then keep it on their desk well into spring.
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Over-the-trash-can basketball hoop
Up to $151-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โโGood for office swaps. Someone usually has it hung over a trash can before the party ends, and by Monday there's a leaderboard.
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The Screaming Goat (desk toy)
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโPress the goat and it screams. Someone will keep pressing it all night, and by the second hour you'll understand why it only cost ten dollars. Target usually has it near the books or the checkout.
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UNO Show 'Em No Mercy
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโUNO, rebuilt to be meaner. There are cards that make you draw ten. Expect a round to start the moment the swap is over.
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Motion-activated toilet night light
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โโEveryone laughs when it's opened. Then whoever takes it home uses it every night at 3 a.m. and stops laughing.
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Toilet golf putting set
Up to $151-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโA putting green that wraps around the toilet. Better for loud friend groups than for work, where it would come up in a meeting.
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Dinosaur taco holder
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโA triceratops that holds two tacos. It gets the laugh when it's opened, and unlike most gag gifts it actually gets used on taco night.
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"If you can read this, bring me wine" socks
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโThe classic "bring me wine" socks. The "coffee" and "tacos" versions are the ones to bring if someone from HR is playing.
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Shower beer or wine holder
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโA suction-cup holder for a can or glass in the shower. It sounds like a bad idea, and people who own one will explain, at length, why it isn't.
Budgets are what the gift typically costs at US stores, not a quote from any retailer, and prices move a lot around Black Friday. Check the price before you buy. Delivery speeds assume you're in the continental US and order before mid-December, when carriers slow to the pace of a group choosing a restaurant. Links go to retailer search results so you can check what's in stock near you.
Running the swap?
My free white elephant game host draws numbers, tracks every gift and steal, and freezes a gift after its third steal. It runs on one phone and you don't need an account.