Gift ideas ยท 7th annual list ยท updated November 2026
White elephant gifts under $10
Ten dollars goes further than you'd think if you pick something people want to steal. Most of these are on the shelf at Target or Walmart right now.
Pick a date and I'll hide gifts that won't arrive in time.
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Dash Mini Waffle Maker
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โ โIt costs ten dollars, looks like more, and makes a waffle about the size of a coaster. It often gets stolen ahead of gifts that cost three times as much, and the people who brought those gifts will bring it up in the car home.
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$10 in scratch-off lottery tickets
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โ โIt might be worth $1,000. It's probably worth $2. People steal it for the suspense and scratch the tickets at the end, which is as close to live sports as most office parties get. You have to be at least 18 to buy them, and older in a few states.
Any gas station or grocery store
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3
The Screaming Goat (desk toy)
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโPress the goat and it screams. Someone will keep pressing it all night, and by the second hour you'll understand why it only cost ten dollars. Target usually has it near the books or the checkout.
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UNO Show 'Em No Mercy
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โ โโUNO, rebuilt to be meaner. There are cards that make you draw ten. Expect a round to start the moment the swap is over.
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Motion-activated toilet night light
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โ โโEveryone laughs when it's opened. Then whoever takes it home uses it every night at 3 a.m. and stops laughing.
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HotHands hand warmers, 10-pack
Up to $10In stores todaySteal factor โ โ โโโLooks boring until someone remembers their cold commute or their kid's early Saturday soccer game. Then it's the most practical thing in the room, and they will defend it.
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Dinosaur taco holder
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโA triceratops that holds two tacos. It gets the laugh when it's opened, and unlike most gag gifts it actually gets used on taco night.
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"If you can read this, bring me wine" socks
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโThe classic "bring me wine" socks. The "coffee" and "tacos" versions are the ones to bring if someone from HR is playing.
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Shower beer or wine holder
Up to $101-2 day shippingSteal factor โ โ โโโA suction-cup holder for a can or glass in the shower. It sounds like a bad idea, and people who own one will explain, at length, why it isn't.
Budgets are what the gift typically costs at US stores, not a quote from any retailer, and prices move a lot around Black Friday. Check the price before you buy. Delivery speeds assume you're in the continental US and order before mid-December, when carriers slow to the pace of a group choosing a restaurant. Links go to retailer search results so you can check what's in stock near you.
Running the swap?
My free white elephant game host draws numbers, tracks every gift and steal, and freezes a gift after its third steal. It runs on one phone and you don't need an account.